A Bionic Yeti is an awesome mix of the six million dollar man (inflation has instantly set our memories in monochrome) and an invisible large arctic stealth machine in fashionable white.
We at Bionic Yeti promise to use this awesome power for good - whether it be giving starving artists a place to show their wares or callously taking 10% of the profit out of their hands and giving it to charity. To be clear, we cut them a check and then tear a 10% sized corner off of it, as motivation to do better.
We are based just off of Buffalo, NY and just like the elusive Yeti, we have no tangible physical presence.
If you are an artist or a writer, and would like to submit to cruel and unusual punishment (as a means of doing good, of course!) then do not hesitate to contact us using the form provided. We're ready to believe you!